A Frightening Myspace

http://www.myspace.com/barry1983
is the subject of this review. Click on the link, or the frightening picture of the giant baby.

Page Name: Barry
Page Type: Horror Unleashed
Page Grade: A-

What can I possibly say to this. What words can I craft that will do justice to this MySpace of epic proportions? And what will I tell my children when they ask "Daddy, what is evil?" Do I simply show them this picture? Or do I save them the years of sleepless nights and Crying Game personal moments and show them a picture of Hitler?

So, Barry, is that body all your made of? Girls like more than a pretty face.

Status:	Single
Here for:	Networking, Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends
Orientation:	Straight
Hometown:	scranton
Body type:	3' 10" / Body builder
Ethnicity:	White / Caucasian
Religion:	Scientologist
Zodiac Sign:	Libra
Education:	Some college
Occupation:	astronaut
Income:	$250,000 and Higher

Uh oh - does this 3'10" body builder really practice scientology? Ah - it appears we have been duped! A clever rouge! Ah touche, Monsieur Barry! Touche!

Still, that picture will give me fucking nightmares. A-

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