MySpace goes "Drunk-JackAss"

http://www.myspace.com/upwithdope
is the subject of this review. Click on the link or the picture of the Drunk Asshole.

Page Name: Drink to Live and Live to Drink
Page Type: Wannabe Gangster with spare time
Page Grade: C-


Take a good look ladies - this is the guy who just wants a hug. Just a hug girl...don't be trippin'. But inside...he is dying.


Exhibit A - The Survey

Your Weakness:	getting hit on the ball
Your Fears:	midget

Ah ha! His weakness -getting hit on the ball! (whatever the hell that means) - oh - and if we can get midgets to hit on the ball - we'll be all set!

What do you want to be when you Grow Up:	i dont kno
What country would you most like to Visit:	hawaii

And although our post-pubescent alcoholic doesn't have major plans - he does want to go to the COUNTRY of HAWAII.

Who I'd like to meet:

You scored as Hot. You are Hot, you scream and are wild, people love doing anything sexual with you.

Okay, I am a bit unsure as to why this is located in the "Who I'd like to meet" but I just wanted to once again point out how inane all myspace "quizzes" are.

I beg you....no more quizzes. This page passes out to a C-.