http://www.myspace.com/fuuckmyspace
is the subject of this review. Or click on the myspace headliner photo above - you know - the two chicks making out.
Page Name: "I'll always win the game"
Page Type: Whore spot.
Page grade: D-
Wow. That is all I can say right now. Wow. I am so super pissed. As you can tell by the pic above, this should be one of the best myspace pages in history. Inside this myspace should be a soft core pornacopia for all of us male myspace picture-clickers. A hot place where there are hot women kissing...but safe enough for someone to walk in the room - "Hey, uh, myspace is cool for work right? Like...you won't get fired?" - that kind of innocence that is almost long forgotten due to the widespread infection of bad internet porn.
But alas - this is not the place for us.
How horrible is this page? For those of you who only read the article and don't check out the actual page - please - indulge me this once. You will vomit, unfortunately, due to the vertigo of too many spinning yellow hues, but after you get it out - you get to read such fabulous tripe as :
Oh yeah - I am sure "shannon keener eats weener" has an irish heart of gold.
"Yooo! My name is Shannon. My friends call me things like fuzz, weener, keenween, ween dawg, ween, keener, and shannon keener eats weener. I use to hate it, but now it's the shit and so am I. I have a good heart. I'm irish, german, n polish."
And does Shannon use her horrible daddy issues to entertain us with crazy pics of her and her sorority gals? NOPE! She has album after stupid album of her and a bunch of half-drunk fraternity rejects climbing over each other and losing at beer pong. Shanon keener eats weener, you disappoint me. And you actually have Tom as your top friend. Now you're not even trying.
The only redeeming quality of this trip through slutsville is the friends list (after Tom). There is a good selection of whores and self esteem issues - so if your a lonely guy, click away. I for one, don't think I could get that lonely...
This page is a D- (I just can't give two girls kissing an F, I apologize)
Did you like "the keener, shannon weener"? Or have a myspace you want me to review? Email me at rateyourmyspace@hotmail.com
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Hey everyone thats reading this article. im the one on the left. im SHANNON. um i dont know what the hell the dude that wrote this article is talking about. hes portraying me and my friends as sluts or something. we're not. we like to have a good time and have fun. we drink...so what. and no their NOT my fraternity friends. their my regular friends that i hang out with all the time. i ant part of no fraternity n shit and neither are my friends. and yea i had the nickname shannon keener weener ever since i was in gradeschool. who really cares? its actually pretty funny. whoever wrote this article YOUR the idiot cuz u sit here and make fun of everyones page when ur probably ugly n fat n cant get a girlfriend urself. get a life. i would loooove to see what people said about you if thwy were rating YOUR myspace. LOOOOSER...
oh and one more thing...the TOM thats on my top 8 is NOTTT the creator of myspace. hes my boyfriend and hes a tooootally different person. take a closer look and maybe u would realize idiot. u must be fuckin blind or something. so yea... ur a moron for that one.
yo this is the other girl in the pic on the right. ur a real winner.. u have no life. all u wanna do is put everyone else down or make them look stupid when your probably the biggest piece of shit alive. just admit it, you were probably beatin ur dick to this picture werent you?... so enjoy ur big load and have a nice day
Ladies, ladies! Get a hold of yourselves! Such anger. All I have to say is this -
Shannon - you said "he's portraying me and my friends as sluts or something".
umm...Shannon - I'm not the one who POSTED A PICTURE OF ME MAKING OUT WITH ANOTHER GIRL. YOU portrayed yourself as a slut. Also - you need to do some research - most of the men in your pictures are wearing fraternity clothing and hats.
Shannon (and other girl) - learn to take a joke and laugh at yourself. Also - go back to grade school where you received your nickname and learn how to spell. --thanks for visiting my site - The Judge
whatever you say JUDGE. point is, i ant no slut, niether is my friend. we ant making out like u say, were pecking. i love her shes my best friend, ant nothing wrong with that, YOU think its bad porn or whatever u said b4. my friends ant in a fraternity. and neither are me and my friend in a soroity. i guess a weed symbol on a t-shirt that says cannibis is fraternity clothing to you. HAHA. anyways yea its whatever i dont even care. i laughed at this because its weird what you do. umm when will my page be taken off? because i dont want this stuff posted about me like you did. THANKS
oh and there is waaaaaaaaaaayy worse pictures than mine so look for them. mine doesnt even come close to some girl's myspace pages.
Okay Shannon, I am trying to take you seriously - but if you can't take the time to defend yourself with a little pride and proper spelling. I can't help you. I will not remove your picture. You decided to post this on the web for all to see. Learn to post with a little discretion.
ok well JUDGE, umm i change my layout all the time and i change my picture all the time. right now there is a normal picture of me up on myspace and has been for a while now. s0o actually ur article is now OLD. the thing about the spinning yellow hues is old too since i dont have that anymore. s0o whenever people read the article about me that you wrote, they're going to be like um ok its not like that anymore. s0o u actually can remove my picture now because what you said was old. THANX
Shannon,
I am glad you learned your lesson about not posting stupid pictures of yourself on the internet. I am going to keep your picture up as a reminder to others to do the same! Thanks for posting on my site!
oh fine. whatever i dont even care anymore. my isnt anything like u said anymore s0o its whatever. oh that pic is still hot no matter whut you or anyone says! have a nice day!
omg this thing is soooo old. i really wish you cud take it off ur site. its now may 2008, my page is nothing like that at ALL anymore. so take it off and go make fun of NEW peoples pages.
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