http://www.myspace.com/bigstephjr
is the subject of todays review. Or you can click the picture of Dr.Roxo himself, located above.
Page Name: Dr.Roxo
Page Type: Super Nerd Cluster-Fuckery
Page Grade: C+
Oh Dr.Roxo - I know you well. You are proud of your picture - your "kick ass" hand gesture lets people know your not the kind of guy who cares about society's rules. You set your own agenda, you command your own destiny - and all of this at the age of 13.
But, Dr. Roxo? Why do you lie to us?
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Exhibit A - Status: In a relationship.
Well we all know this to be an obvious lie. True, the world might be on the lookout for a "Carrot Top spawn of Satan" - but we all know this dubious title does not carry with it access to the ladies. Strike one, Doctor Roxo. And isn't it curious that he is in a relationship, but he is here for
"Serious Relationships"?
Exhibit B
Income: $250,000
You know, with all of that Jewish borne disposable income, you think that a haircut might have entered the picture.
Exhibit C
He has a portion of his site dedicated to what kind of Pokemon he is. He is a "gengar" for all those curious.
Dr. Roxo's site proclaims
"You scored as Gengar, You are an Gengar, You like to sneak out at night to summon your dead family members at the graveyard so you can scare people until the sun comes back up so you have to go back inside to wait for the next night..."A Jewish D&D fanatic with Carrot Top's looks and a healthy 6-figure income?! Ladies - call your friends...he is after all, looking for "serious relationships".
But I digress...The page itself.
Well, it was clean, nerdy, and well presented. It is an average page - if not soulsuckingly depressing.
Sorry Doc, you get a C+
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